This was going to be a belated piece directing Cerysmatic readers to the latest hilarious entry in Hooky's SpyMace blog, whereby H posted - in its entirety - a solicitor's libel report raising concerns over specific extracts from his upcoming book Haçienda: How Not To Run A Club.
Unfortunately Hooky has taken it down, "after", he told Cerysmatic, "I got a solicitors bollocking".
Fortunately, someone else had already reposted it.
Shhh!